He emails
“Their will be a meeting
Over they’re in the next room
Were twentyfree people are
Expated to attend so
Prepare refreshments accordingly”
With a smug smile,
His important task is done.
He then proceeds to
Tell her how
To do her job
And how
Everything she is doing is
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Like her gender.
She wants to tell him to
Piss off.
Go back to primary school and
Learn how to fucking spell.
But
She will be disciplined for
Impertinence as
They gloss over his incompetence and
Give him a promotion even!
The man who doesn’t know
When and how to use
There, their, they’re
Because his dad, and his dad’s dad
Were all once big bosses here.
I wonder how it feels.
What’s it like being a big man?
To be rewarded for mediocrity
As you tell the world
That the real hard workers
Aren’t
Even
Worth
Applauding
Just because
They’re a woman.